Really, who isn't? That said, their "split-crotch thong" is completely lost on me, and I can't figure out if it's because I've become boring and unfashionable or it's just a really stupid idea. I recently visited the "What's New" section of ShopBop. Marveling at the slit-laden undies, I asked myself these important questions No, my vagina is a delicate flower that enjoys some lacy enhancement as much as the next vagina , but she needs a barrier. If not, who knows what could get in there?
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Kevin needs his mom's help, but she wants something in return. Christ, how did I manage to fuck up both hands! Oh, I could use my elbows to roll myself out of bed and walk to the bathroom where Dad left the toilet seat up for me. That was easy. Why the hell did she shut my bedroom door? Maybe she was trying to keep me from hearing her and Dad fuck most of the night, but I always hear them. So yeah, that would have been a stupid reason to close my door.
Real talk: A few weeks back, I had the great misfortune of getting a yeast infection. As it turns out, finding a pair of well-designed, and — dare I say — sexy briefs even just a decade ago would have been like a wild goose chase to find the needle in the haystack. But now, with brands like Fortnight , Mary Young , and Baserange making briefs mainstream both in retail and on Instagram, there are myriad opportunities to see women with fully covered butts totally owning it. Cora Harrington, a veteran in the industry and founder of the intimates blog The Lingerie Addict , confirmed my suspicions that thongs are on the way out. Co-founder and CEO Michelle Lam credits the move toward looser, more relaxed-fit clothing for the trend: More than ever, women seem to be dressing for themselves, and that accommodates a brief in the same way that tight clothing may have necessitated a thong.
Top definition. Underwear unknown. The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath.